Scorpio would die before being caught chasing after Gemini, so instead they secretly harbor fantasies about bumping into Gemini again and somehow rendering them similarly obsessed. (Gemini would pursue Scorpio if they ran into them again, but look! They saw a kite, then got into an interesting conversation at the bus stop, and now suddenly months have gone by.) Scorpio takes forever to relinquish their fixation on Gemini, then at last gets over it. Gemini continues to fondly regret their amazing night with Scorpio, but only when memory of the tryst happens to flit through their mind.

Taurus and Aquarius

Taurus and Aquarius seemingly have little in common. Taurus tends toward nesting habits. They need to be comfortable, and love to stay at home. Aquarius spends most of their waking mental journey drifting through outer space, barely cognizant of their surroundings. Taurus values security, while Aquarius fears stagnancy. The two are not particularly compatible in their priorities.

But for the past several years (and two more yet to come), Taurus and Aquarius share a unique attachment. From May 2018 until April 2026, the planet Aquarian sign ruler Uranus spends a fraction of its 84-year orbit traveling through Taurus. During this window, while Aquarius’s patron planet is inside of Taurus, the two disparate signs are presented with a rare opportunity to, um, replicate a similar dynamic with each other.

Sexual congress between Aquarius and Taurus is an uncanny interdimensional experience. It’s a brief, brilliant love story between a space alien who crash lands on Earth and the hospitable farmer who shelters them from discovery by ominous human authorities. They can’t understand each other through typical methods of communication, but their unspoken bond transcends logic, intertwining brainwaves and bodily sensations in a singularly glorious experience. Taurus provides Aquarius with safety, beauty, and nourishment. Aquarius brings a wondrous new outlook on the universe right into Taurus’s own home, offering adventure without requiring Taurus to actually go outside.

They may never see each other again afterward, but both Taurus and Aquarius will remain forever changed by the time they spent with each other. Neither is likely to tell anyone else about the affair. Who else could possibly comprehend the enormity of what took place?

Leo and Libra

Gut-wrenchingly gorgeous, the aesthetic potential of this pair is astonishing. That’s sort of their problem as a long-term prospect. Two superstars who soak up all of the oxygen in the room eventually deprive each other of the fuel they need to keep shining. Libra might attempt to dim down their glow to impose balance, but they can’t dull their natural luster forever, and their full brilliance is certain to eclipse even Leo’s light. In case all these metaphors aren’t making it clear enough, this match-up is highly incendiary!